Pirahna’s blog

Well i’m back, i’m still alive, i’m happier (must be the drugs) and i think i’m going insane.

Remind me to take it easy on the liquor next time.

Now let me get stable and back to work.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Here’s a translation for men :

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘”Nothing” usually end in “Fine.”
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Whatever: It’s a woman’s way of saying #@*! YOU!

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–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

I see that Yahoo! launched a new site, a gossip paparazzi kind’of site … interesting stuff.

I think it’s cute. Very cute.
Unfortunately i need a stronger computer to make it work properly …

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Well … i made up my mind after a careful night spent thinking …

Now let’s see if it works as i want it not to work.
I hope not.

Life goes on no ?

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)