Pirahna’s blog

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the true master and creator of the universe. It exists before anything else existed, even before it existed.

It’s not possible to explain how it’s possible that this Invisible Pink Unicorn to exist, because it’s way more then we humans can comprehend, and we’ll just have to accept the fact that it exists.
Who doubts it’s existence will have to proove that it doesn’t exists, which is of course impossible.

Why is it impossible ?
Because the Invisible Pink Unicorn said so.

Invisible Pink Unicorn wrote the laws of the universe, the physical ones. After that, the laws created the rest (with the help of gravity, etc). Invisible Pink Unicorn is responsable for the existence of protons, neutrons and electrones.

Ever wondered why gravity attracts you toward our planet ? Why the Sun attracts the Earth ?
It’s because the Invisible Pink Unicorn said that should happen.

What does the Invisible Pink Unicorn want from us ?
Invisible Pink Unicorn only wants matter to obey the physical laws of the universe (because it can’t go any other way).
As long as the matter respects them, the Invisible Pink Unicorn will be happy, which means we will be happy too.

Be happy, the Invisible Pink Unicorn doesn’t give a damn about you.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Today i thought a little about what job could i have (to be piry, a programmer, a designer, an admin, a webmaster, etc) … and i think i’d do well as a tester.

Looks like around me things tend to break, deteriorate, act funny. I’m talking mostly about computers.
Always when i’m around, a computer that had no problems in it’s entire existence would show a blue screen, kill applications for no reason, i don’t even have to touch it to see something go wrong.

For example today in Explorer :

That also happens on websites, and many other things. Bugs seem to like me a lot, so as a tester i’d be perfect.
Should i start learning stuff and then start testing ?

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Well today i upgraded and modified the design on the piry.net blog.
I think it’s not bad for a 20 minute job.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

You can say i have a bad taste in women, but i don’t really like the top-model type …

Katherine Parkinson is one of the women i like.

Mkay, a little bit about her :
- She was born in England.
- I don’t really know her age but she’s not old
- Looks nice, but has a sense of humour and a number of voices more or less womanish which she can use
- She’s an actress

What do i like about her ?
She has something that makes her very attractive (sexi). Either the business suit, either the mode she talks, either the fact she doesn’t sit like a stupid doll and looks good, but has a personality.
Her laughter is different, but anyway she would laugh it’ll sound great. She plays in “The IT Crowd”, a tv show on Channel4.
She’s good at it.
She’s an interesting person, funny, and doesn’t look bad … what more do you want ?
I haven’t seen her naked somewhere, there aren’t that many pictures with her on the internet anyway (these are taken from youtube using printscreen), which is a plus.

That’s enough for her to be in the “Women i like” category.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)