Pirahna’s blog

This made my day.

A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man’s hard earned money.

I agree 100% with what’s written there.

Often the source of male confusion because of her mixed signals and illogic. A person with whom a man can be emotional without being accused of being a homo. Often cause men to spend large sums of money or none at all. Can be the source of exteme emotional pain and hopelessness, or perpetual bliss, most often both.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Yes.

Piry
Word Often Used By Mexicans To Replace The Word “pedo” Meaning Problem.

That explains a lot.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Even if men are those that lie all the time … apparently women manage to outrun them.

Let’s start with a list:
That’s not your face dear, it’s the make-up.
That’s not your boobs dear, it’s just the bra that makes them seem bigger and at their place.
That’s not your eyelashes, they’re only painted to seem longer.
That’s not your hair color, because you all dye your hair since 16.
That’s not how you talk all the time, only when you want to impress.

Even if I as a man … along with everyone else lie a lot (mostly to avoid women’s wrath), women lie more then we do. Any gesture, any move, any second a woman is out in town with make-up and being all pretty is a lie. They show us they’re more beautiful then they really are, they show us they’re smarter then they really are and they show us some innocence that they lost a long time ago, more then once. They show us they’re better then they really are.
Women are false creatures. Even naked they manage to lie, faking orgasms.

Yeah, women lie. Don’t believe anything they say. It’s all bullshit anyway.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Because I don’t like the “official” Chuck Norris Facts website, I’ve decided to make my own (more simple and friendly).
Piry MINISITES got one more site …

You can see it by visiting chuck.norris.piry.net.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)