Women on Urban Dictionary

February 26th, 2008

This made my day.

A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man’s hard earned money.

I agree 100% with what’s written there.

Often the source of male confusion because of her mixed signals and illogic. A person with whom a man can be emotional without being accused of being a homo. Often cause men to spend large sums of money or none at all. Can be the source of exteme emotional pain and hopelessness, or perpetual bliss, most often both.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

women and lies

February 24th, 2008

Even if men are those that lie all the time … apparently women manage to outrun them.

Let’s start with a list:
That’s not your face dear, it’s the make-up.
That’s not your boobs dear, it’s just the bra that makes them seem bigger and at their place.
That’s not your eyelashes, they’re only painted to seem longer.
That’s not your hair color, because you all dye your hair since 16.
That’s not how you talk all the time, only when you want to impress.

Even if I as a man … along with everyone else lie a lot (mostly to avoid women’s wrath), women lie more then we do. Any gesture, any move, any second a woman is out in town with make-up and being all pretty is a lie. They show us they’re more beautiful then they really are, they show us they’re smarter then they really are and they show us some innocence that they lost a long time ago, more then once. They show us they’re better then they really are.
Women are false creatures. Even naked they manage to lie, faking orgasms.

Yeah, women lie. Don’t believe anything they say. It’s all bullshit anyway.

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

Dana Grecu

August 29th, 2007

I usually don’t write about specific people on my blog, but i dunno, i’m already very pissed off.

Dana Grecu, the host of “First Edition” show on Antena 3, is one of those women with permanent PMS. This woman can’t talk normal.

She screams all the time, she’s agitated, impulsive and many times stupid. Along that i can see she’s very rude (when someone talks slowly and normal, less agitated, trying to explain something, you don’t just step over him and yell and interrupt him) and her continuous state of anger.

When someone yells at me, and yells with … passion … she transmits that anger to me. When I see her on tv, i get very angry. I could strangle her if she were near me in the show.

She’s playing journalist, being an anchor, a host at her talkshow, she’s a mom of countless kids, does long trips everyday … this is a super woman. And how women talk a lot, they get easily annoyed and they’re stupid … looks like this one talks too much, gets too annoyed and she’s super-stupid. I don’t know why people of this type manage to make ratings … and i don’t think if Gigi B. were there next to her she’d still yell (as we all know, G.B. would shit on her).
People like her hang around OTV, at Dan Diaconescu …

Dana Grecu

Mkay, that’s enough attention for one woman, next !

–The Pirahna (aka Piry)

womenkind

August 12th, 2007

Another wonderful article about and anti-women from mister Piry.

Again i’ll present the same things i did until now (more exactly that every one of them is stupid and you know what), but more peacefully. I was saying some time ago (short time ago) that women like to experiment.
Actually i don’t think they do it for pleasure, it’s something they’re born with. Their genes come from their mom (experimented a lot) and they succesfully transmit to her, becoming on her own curious, looking always for a better, more hung, more good looking partner.

That’s because of their maternal instinct that evolves even before they make any babies, when her womanly body asks for partners with better genes (physical features, brain, money … although money aren’t genetic). And i said partners (plural) because a woman can’t make the difference between a good man and a lesser one unless she tries them both.

Although logically or less, any woman on this planet will try more guys even if she likes it or not (i was talking about rapes earlier). I’m still looking for the one that skips the primary, animalic needs, which she controls, which is looking also for something good and stable. But the chance to find such a woman is … well i don’t think any exist.
I don’t think there’s any woman that can say she’s not curious how it’s like with another man, that she’s happy just the way she is now (before she experiments with other ten men), that she accepts him as he is.

Women are undecided.
They don’t have a plan, they don’t have principles, they don’t have rules. When i’ll see a woman that destroys all of what i said i’ll be amazed, i’ll take her picture, i’ll ask her on my knees to sign it and i’ll die happy.

So the only big problems mankind has aren’t atomic bombs, terrorists, inflation or other bullshit, the only problem mankind faces is women.

PS: Thank you Hatepuppet, Elena, Sandra.